Berts Phrases
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Here you can view all of Berts wacky Phrases that Bert uses all the time

  • Murder
  • Hello Bert
  • Cum to bed Bert
  • Urban
  • Is it Fresh Bert
  • Number 8
  • Fuck Me
  • Do It
  • Mahhhh it
  • Hurt me Hunter,Make me Bleed
  • Ya Dadda
  • Nannie
  • Grandadie
  • Stand and Deliver
  • My Olser - from 'My Band' by D12
  • Jonathan
  • Green Green grass,i've had a few
  • Tell her i'll do it
  • Ya Bloody Mahhh
  • I'll Stare at you
  • Ya Flippin Prostitute
  • Ma Balls are Hairy
  • Pain in the glavin
  • All rite Donkey
  • Retarded
  • Clevage/Clivage
  • Hello Jonathan
  • Why do it to a person
  • I scared myself
  • Berrrrrrrt

 

 

Alot of Berts phrases are from television and films

Like Fuck Me  came from Exicist and it made Bert shit Berts pants when Bert saw that it was hella funny.

If you havent seen it bert recommends it to all you Berts out there

Also all Stephen King films, they are all such good films

Like Dream Catcher or maybe  The shining they are all great its must for all you Berts who havent watch any of these films

Do it!!!!

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Bert Competition!!!!

Bert wants all you Berts out there to design a Logo for Bert Eutopia

It gets even better, Bert will choose which logo Bert thinks is the best and will Put if on Bert Eutopia as Berts new Logo

Make sure you Email or Im Bert with the Logos

Thank You Berts

Enjoy Designing the Logo

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Bert Top Ten!!!

Soon Bert will be adding a Bert Top Ten

Send Ideas to Bert about what you think the top ten should be

Everyone month the top ten will change to something different so it doesnt bore all you Berts out there

Email or Im Bert with your ideas at hellobert@hotmail.com

Enjoy Berts!!!!

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